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I posted my new video early! Let me know what you think!...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:01:08 +0100

I posted my new video early! Let me know what you think! :-)

Dead Laptop = End of the World! (by JohnBirdMedia)

halmablog: I’m going to keep reblogging this.

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:51:57 +0100

halmablog:

I’m going to keep reblogging this.

toinfinityandbeyonce: v171: maddmoll: The guy who invented...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:49:01 +0100

toinfinityandbeyonce:

v171:

maddmoll:

The guy who invented GIFs has declared that it’s pronounced JIF

I TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG.

HERE’S THE SOURCE RIGHT HERE

Except that doesn’t make it right. Do you know what makes it right? The damn english language. If a person names their kid Timothy but insists it’s pronounced Eleanor, that doesn’t make them right just because they created it. It makes them an idiot that does not know how to use language properly.

k except i’m pretty sure the general rule is that the g is soft if it is followed by and e, i , or y. like germs, gymnastics, oh and GIF. obviously there are exceptions just like any rule with english but i’m sure he’s using “the damn english language” just fine.

Oh gotta love it… I like my response though. Such a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:29:25 +0100

Oh gotta love it… I like my response though. Such a sarcastic c*nt. xD

itsericc: That’s deep, Chuckie. That’s deep. Deep. And How I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:05:24 +0100

itsericc:

That’s deep, Chuckie. That’s deep.

Deep. And How I think.

New haircut thanks to @Paddy_Wilson92 at @Electric_London....

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:52:25 +0100

New haircut thanks to @Paddy_Wilson92 at @Electric_London. Always makes me feel better every time I get it cut.

It’s so bad, but oh so good! (at Starbucks)

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:23:50 +0100

It’s so bad, but oh so good! (at Starbucks)

I think you’ll find it’s my birthday too. But hey xD

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:01:54 +0100

I think you’ll find it’s my birthday too. But hey xD

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:19:58 +0100

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:18:27 +0100

“And if two girls kissing offends you….well, you need to grow...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:18:15 +0100

“And if two girls kissing offends you….well, you need to grow up” - Graham Norton on Finland’s Eurovison entry

infinityc0re: irrelevhant: laur-a: danisaghost: screw-wh0res:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:16:29 +0100

infinityc0re:

irrelevhant:

laur-a:

danisaghost:

screw-wh0res:

w0nder—landd:

cats-piercings-and-libertyspikes:

cuttingdeception:

fuckingweirdocurls:

reactivating:

Close your eyes just before the crash

i did this like 10 times and it felt so relaxing lol

why is it so relaxing?

Cause you feel dead for a moment

Watching this feels so nice.

reblog everytime

reblog x1000

it’s actually terrifying how relaxing this is

instead of closing your eyes, squint so you see a blurred version, it’s better

I did this for like 20 minutes

I love this so much

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:15:27 +0100

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:13:19 +0100

harries-obsessed: thanks babes x Makeup?

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:12:51 +0100

harries-obsessed:

thanks babes x

Makeup?

Awaiting Priscilla: Queen of the Desert. (at Liverpool Empire...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:26:28 +0100

Awaiting Priscilla: Queen of the Desert. (at Liverpool Empire Theatre)

beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very bad...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:03:20 +0100

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

Yes America. Contextualise.

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:59:09 +0100

Yes America. Contextualise.

casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same...

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:51:07 +0100

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

My new video. Not been the best of weeks mentally. Led to this...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:28:47 +0100

My new video. Not been the best of weeks mentally. Led to this random bunch of word making.

Random Questions (by JohnBirdMedia)